Barbie IRL Barbie has never been more relatable than in this officially licensed laugh-out-loud book that pairs real-world thoughts with images from the mega-popular @barbiestyle Instagram.
Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook features dishes from every corner of Stars Hollow and beyond.
Reasons I Have Smiled That Were Not “To Look Prettier”
Because my boss gave me a hard time about my extended lunch break, and I told him that it was for a gynecologist appointment, and he felt so uncomfortable that he quit.
My Grandmother’s Precious Heirlooms Versus My Precious Heirlooms
My grandmother’s precious heirloom: Antique bone china, shipped over from England at the turn of the nineteenth century.
My precious heirloom: Promotional Sam Adams pint glasses that came with a six-pack of Octoberfest in the fall of 2012.
Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla's Self-Driving Cars
The Hindenburg
Sliding down the stairs in a laundry basket
The Nine Months Of Pregnancy, Ranked From Worst To Best
The biggest risk in month eight is that you’ll pull a switchblade on the next person who says, “Get your sleep now because you won’t be sleeping once the baby’s here!”
Quiz: Are You The Worst Fucking Parent?
You went out for Hibachi with your college friends and didn’t come home until 8:30 pm, your breath smelling like half a glass of sake, and the kids resent you for it.
You never take time to yourself, and you resent the kids for it.
I’m The Wife On A Prestigious Television Drama And The Drug Cartel Can Suck It
And trying to convince my husband to unload the dishwasher is torturous, almost as bad as last week when a couple of henchmen waterboarded me in my own basement.
Aww, Our Newborn Baby Is So Beautiful… Right?
Neither of us is thinking anything otherwise about our precious new baby.
How To Buckle Your Baby Into A Car Seat In 36 Easy Steps
Turn it clockwise. No, counterclockwise. No… they’re somehow both wrong? That doesn’t even make sense.
If We Treated Everyone’s Bodies The Way We Treat Pregnant Women’s Bodies
“Your beer gut is really coming along. Can I touch it?”
Top Dinner Suggestions According To A Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
A frozen waffle, cooked.
A frozen waffle, raw.
The Rules Of Relationship Fights
The first rule of relationship fights is you do not talk about relationship fights. Let’s keep our private matters between us. Kind of like the “thing” with your “thing” I’m not supposed to tell anyone about
I’ve Decided On A Modern Rustic Theme For Great-Aunt Ruth’s Funeral
I spent last night foraging through my Pinterest folders and finally nailed down all the details.
Recipes For Emotional Disaster
Sloppiest Joe: Start with 180 pounds of meat, some browned toasted buns, a heaping scoop of immaturity, and not a whole lot of substance.
Daily Itinerary Of The Dunks Employee Who Works Down The Street From Ben Affleck’s House
America runs on large iceds, extra cream extra sugar.
Honest Product Reviews: Ben Affleck Reviews Dunkin’ Cereal
SPOILER: He friggin loves it.
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Making peach pie at the iHeart Radio Gilmore Girls event.
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Kristen is an award-winning writer.
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Kristen was named the Erma Bombeck Writing Workshop's 2022 Humorist-in-Residence. They gave her the fluffiest robe.